Saturday, June 17, 2006

Fuck you Mick!

Top Artists
Totals are derived from cumulative album sales totals (U.S. only)
Artist (Units in Millions)
Originally Written: Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Top Artists
Totals are derived from cumulative album sales totals (U.S. only)
Artist (Units in Millions)

1. THE BEATLES 168.5 (DUH!)
2. ELVIS PRESLEY 116.5(No surprise here!)
3. LED ZEPPELIN 107.5(As it should be)
4. GARTH BROOKS 105.0(I wonder if this includes the 8 copies as Chris Gains)
5. EAGLES 89.0("I hate the fucking Eagles man!")
6. BILLY JOEL 78.5(Great song writer, probably the ugliest guy in rock)
7. PINK FLOYD 73.5 (Just think of that it terms of dime bags smoked?)
8. BARBRA STREISAND 70.5(Does this include the Jewish singer's Christmas album?)
9. ELTON JOHN 69.0(Sixty-nine, now that's funny)
10. AC/DC 66.0(How many outside of trailer parks is my question?)
11. AEROSMITH 65.5(That's a lot of clam chowder)
12. THE ROLLING STONES 64.5(And they have the balls to call themselves the greatest rock n' roll band in the world. Try number 6 Mick. I'd love to sue them for false advertising.

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